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ana & kate: confuse the hell out of each other
WHAT IS HUMAN?
-- holisticArcanist [HA] began pestering anarchistXenolith [AX] at 02:59 --
HA: hello, anarchistXenolith. :)
AX: < oh
AX: < it's you
HA: it is.
AX: < sure is
HA: hmm, would it be alright if i called you "ana" for short? typing out anarchistXenolith is quite long.
AX: < what
AX: < what
AX: < who told you
AX: < WHO TOLD YOU
HA: oh, is that your name?
AX: < ...
AX: < ugh
HA: i was simply shortening "anarchist", hehe.
AX: < :|
HA: well, well. now i know your name.
AX: < UGHHHHHH
HA: :)
AX: < X(
HA: it's a nice name, you shouldn't try to hide it.
AX: < i'm not hiding it
AX: < i'm just selective of who i give it to
HA: ah, i see.
HA: you just didn't expect me to solve the mystery so soon.
AX: < there was no mystery
HA: oh, but there was a mystery. a big mystery! shrouded in darkness and mysteriousness.
AX: < what even
HA: i solved it, that is what even is.
AX: < you solved nothing
AX: < that was just a lucky guess
AX: < it wasn't even a guess
AX: < it was you typing things all short
HA: true. it was also you giving yourself away. ;)
AX: < UGHHHHHH
HA: oh, it's nothing to get so worked up about.
-- holisticArcanist [HA] changed their mood to CHUMMY
--
-- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DISCONTENT
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-- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DETESTFUL
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-- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --
-- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DETESTFUL --
-- holisticArcanist [HA] changed their mood to PRANKY
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-- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to RANCOROUS
--
HA: i hope these sudden mood swings are not brought on by me...
AX: < so what
HA: well, i'd like us to get along. that's all. :)
AX: < why
HA: i'm not the sort to try and make enemies. only friends.
AX: < that's weird
AX: < and stupid
AX: < and lame
AX: < and dumb
HA: that is also your opinion.
AX: < it's a valid opinion
HA: and you're entitled to it.
AX: < good
AX: < i sure am
AX: < look at me grasping it so hartd
AX: < minus the errant t
HA: grasp it. embrace it!
AX: < what
HA: i will embrace my own opinion.
AX: < wow
AX: < really
HA: yes. would you like to hear my opinion?
AX: < not really
AX: < plus
AX: < i kind of think i already did
AX: < hence my own opinion on your opinion
HA: what if i formed a brand new opinion that you haven't heard of yet?
AX: < sure don't care
HA: here it is:
AX: < zzzzzz
HA: you are putting on a front. on the inside, you really just want all the friends. :)
AX: < what
AX: < that's stupid
AX: < friends are stupid
AX: < why would i even have any
HA: everyone needs at least one friend.
HA: don't you have one?
AX: < i don't have a friend i have a moirail
AX: < way to make a distinction
HA: a... what?
AX: < a distinction
AX: < is that word too big for you
AX: < man
HA: no, no.
HA: i've heard many terms used to describe friends.
HA: but i think "moirail" is a new one.
AX: < ha ha
AX: < very funny wiseblood
HA: actually, i wasn't trying to be funny that time.
AX: < oh ok
HA: what is the difference between a friend and a moirail?
AX: < oh come on
AX: < like you don't know this
HA: i wouldn't be asking if i knew.
AX: < sure is a coincidence
AX: < purple teXt
AX: < trolling me
AX: < making me rage
AX: < just another perigee
HA: :(
AX: < :|
HA: i'm afraid everything you've just said sailed right over my head.
AX: < more trolling
AX: < sure is awesome playing dumb
AX: < and original too
HA: oh, you think i'm trolling you.
HA: well, it seems you are actually the one trolling me.
HA: i think...
AX: < maybe i am
AX: < what are you going to do about it
HA: concede. you're quite good at it.
AX: < oh
AX: < ...
AX: < yes
AX: < haha
AX: < i win
AX: < what now highblood
AX: < waht now
HA: i'm not sure!
HA: though i wonder why your name-calling consists of blood.
AX: < wait
AX: < wait a second
AX: < are you trolling my trolling of your trolling my trollian session
AX: < DO I NEED TO GO
AX: < DEEPER
HA: i... what?
AX: < yes
AX: < see
HA: i'm sorry, at this point you have completely lost me.
AX: < i secured my trolling over your trolling
HA: your trolling is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
AX: < i am the superior troll
AX: < /\S YOU VERY WELL C/\N SEE
HA: it's also horribly confusing.
AX: < I /\M SURE IT IS
HA: you sure are.
HA: though i never really thought of myself as much of a troll to begin with.
AX: < why is that
HA: it's fun to be a troll sometimes, but most other times it's just not really for me.
HA: i honestly don't know if i have enough snark or material to be a true troll. :P
AX: < what
AX: < are you even
AX: < talking about
HA: well, you know. it's fun sometimes, but it seems like it takes so much effort.
AX: < does not
HA: and as i said before, i like to make friends more than i like to make enemies.
AX: < wow
AX: < as i said before
AX: < still don't care
HA: i wonder if you are this big of a troll with your friend.
HA: oh, sorry. your "moirail."
AX: < yeah
AX: < we sure are trolls together
AX: < you know
AX: < being trolls and all
HA: is that how you met? you both like to be trolls?
AX: < we are trolls
AX: < what else would we be
HA: so it's become a way of life for you.
AX: < it is my life
HA: i see.
AX: < yep
AX: < isn't that hard to grasp
HA: i suppose not. everyone has their own hobbies that make them happy. :)
AX: < um
AX: < yeah
AX: < living sure does
AX: < make me happy
AX: < i guess
HA: well, i don't think living really counts as a hobby, does it?
AX: < yeah
AX: < i mean
AX: < it's living
AX: < you kind of need to live
AX: < to have hobbies
HA: right.
HA: hobbies like being a troll.
AX: < no
AX: < i
AX: < a troll
AX: < can have hobbies aside
AX: < from being myself
HA: wow. you sure do take it seriously.
AX: < um
AX: < sure so
AX: < do
HA: i guess i should commend you for being so dedicated.
AX: < uh
AX: < ok
HA: well, i suppose it's time for this non-troll's bedtime. hehe.
HA: this was a very... interesting conversation?
AX: < i
AX: < guess
HA: i hope we get to talk again soon. :)
AX: < idk
HA: i'll do my best to come up with some good materail to reliate with.
HA: though i still wish i knew where you came up with "moirail."
AX: < what
AX: < what even
HA: yes, that's pretty much what i have been saying.
HA: well, goodnight, ana.
HA: don't stay up too late. ;)
AX: < but
AX: < it's night
HA: a night-owl, i see.
AX: < what's an owl
HA: hehehe, good one.
AX: < :|
HA: though not up to calibur with your other material.
AX: < uhhhhhh
HA: goodnight, night-owl!
-- holisticArcanist [HA] gave up trolling anarchistXenolith [AX] at 03:56 --
-- holisticArcanist [HA] began pestering anarchistXenolith [AX] at 02:59 --
HA: hello, anarchistXenolith. :)
AX: < oh
AX: < it's you
HA: it is.
AX: < sure is
HA: hmm, would it be alright if i called you "ana" for short? typing out anarchistXenolith is quite long.
AX: < what
AX: < what
AX: < who told you
AX: < WHO TOLD YOU
HA: oh, is that your name?
AX: < ...
AX: < ugh
HA: i was simply shortening "anarchist", hehe.
AX: < :|
HA: well, well. now i know your name.
AX: < UGHHHHHH
HA: :)
AX: < X(
HA: it's a nice name, you shouldn't try to hide it.
AX: < i'm not hiding it
AX: < i'm just selective of who i give it to
HA: ah, i see.
HA: you just didn't expect me to solve the mystery so soon.
AX: < there was no mystery
HA: oh, but there was a mystery. a big mystery! shrouded in darkness and mysteriousness.
AX: < what even
HA: i solved it, that is what even is.
AX: < you solved nothing
AX: < that was just a lucky guess
AX: < it wasn't even a guess
AX: < it was you typing things all short
HA: true. it was also you giving yourself away. ;)
AX: < UGHHHHHH
HA: oh, it's nothing to get so worked up about.
-- holisticArcanist [HA] changed their mood to CHUMMY
---- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DISCONTENT
---- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DETESTFUL
---- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DISCONTENT
---- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to DETESTFUL
---- holisticArcanist [HA] changed their mood to PRANKY
---- anarchistXenolith [AX] changed their mood to RANCOROUS
--HA: i hope these sudden mood swings are not brought on by me...
AX: < so what
HA: well, i'd like us to get along. that's all. :)
AX: < why
HA: i'm not the sort to try and make enemies. only friends.
AX: < that's weird
AX: < and stupid
AX: < and lame
AX: < and dumb
HA: that is also your opinion.
AX: < it's a valid opinion
HA: and you're entitled to it.
AX: < good
AX: < i sure am
AX: < look at me grasping it so hartd
AX: < minus the errant t
HA: grasp it. embrace it!
AX: < what
HA: i will embrace my own opinion.
AX: < wow
AX: < really
HA: yes. would you like to hear my opinion?
AX: < not really
AX: < plus
AX: < i kind of think i already did
AX: < hence my own opinion on your opinion
HA: what if i formed a brand new opinion that you haven't heard of yet?
AX: < sure don't care
HA: here it is:
AX: < zzzzzz
HA: you are putting on a front. on the inside, you really just want all the friends. :)
AX: < what
AX: < that's stupid
AX: < friends are stupid
AX: < why would i even have any
HA: everyone needs at least one friend.
HA: don't you have one?
AX: < i don't have a friend i have a moirail
AX: < way to make a distinction
HA: a... what?
AX: < a distinction
AX: < is that word too big for you
AX: < man
HA: no, no.
HA: i've heard many terms used to describe friends.
HA: but i think "moirail" is a new one.
AX: < ha ha
AX: < very funny wiseblood
HA: actually, i wasn't trying to be funny that time.
AX: < oh ok
HA: what is the difference between a friend and a moirail?
AX: < oh come on
AX: < like you don't know this
HA: i wouldn't be asking if i knew.
AX: < sure is a coincidence
AX: < purple teXt
AX: < trolling me
AX: < making me rage
AX: < just another perigee
HA: :(
AX: < :|
HA: i'm afraid everything you've just said sailed right over my head.
AX: < more trolling
AX: < sure is awesome playing dumb
AX: < and original too
HA: oh, you think i'm trolling you.
HA: well, it seems you are actually the one trolling me.
HA: i think...
AX: < maybe i am
AX: < what are you going to do about it
HA: concede. you're quite good at it.
AX: < oh
AX: < ...
AX: < yes
AX: < haha
AX: < i win
AX: < what now highblood
AX: < waht now
HA: i'm not sure!
HA: though i wonder why your name-calling consists of blood.
AX: < wait
AX: < wait a second
AX: < are you trolling my trolling of your trolling my trollian session
AX: < DO I NEED TO GO
AX: < DEEPER
HA: i... what?
AX: < yes
AX: < see
HA: i'm sorry, at this point you have completely lost me.
AX: < i secured my trolling over your trolling
HA: your trolling is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
AX: < i am the superior troll
AX: < /\S YOU VERY WELL C/\N SEE
HA: it's also horribly confusing.
AX: < I /\M SURE IT IS
HA: you sure are.
HA: though i never really thought of myself as much of a troll to begin with.
AX: < why is that
HA: it's fun to be a troll sometimes, but most other times it's just not really for me.
HA: i honestly don't know if i have enough snark or material to be a true troll. :P
AX: < what
AX: < are you even
AX: < talking about
HA: well, you know. it's fun sometimes, but it seems like it takes so much effort.
AX: < does not
HA: and as i said before, i like to make friends more than i like to make enemies.
AX: < wow
AX: < as i said before
AX: < still don't care
HA: i wonder if you are this big of a troll with your friend.
HA: oh, sorry. your "moirail."
AX: < yeah
AX: < we sure are trolls together
AX: < you know
AX: < being trolls and all
HA: is that how you met? you both like to be trolls?
AX: < we are trolls
AX: < what else would we be
HA: so it's become a way of life for you.
AX: < it is my life
HA: i see.
AX: < yep
AX: < isn't that hard to grasp
HA: i suppose not. everyone has their own hobbies that make them happy. :)
AX: < um
AX: < yeah
AX: < living sure does
AX: < make me happy
AX: < i guess
HA: well, i don't think living really counts as a hobby, does it?
AX: < yeah
AX: < i mean
AX: < it's living
AX: < you kind of need to live
AX: < to have hobbies
HA: right.
HA: hobbies like being a troll.
AX: < no
AX: < i
AX: < a troll
AX: < can have hobbies aside
AX: < from being myself
HA: wow. you sure do take it seriously.
AX: < um
AX: < sure so
AX: < do
HA: i guess i should commend you for being so dedicated.
AX: < uh
AX: < ok
HA: well, i suppose it's time for this non-troll's bedtime. hehe.
HA: this was a very... interesting conversation?
AX: < i
AX: < guess
HA: i hope we get to talk again soon. :)
AX: < idk
HA: i'll do my best to come up with some good materail to reliate with.
HA: though i still wish i knew where you came up with "moirail."
AX: < what
AX: < what even
HA: yes, that's pretty much what i have been saying.
HA: well, goodnight, ana.
HA: don't stay up too late. ;)
AX: < but
AX: < it's night
HA: a night-owl, i see.
AX: < what's an owl
HA: hehehe, good one.
AX: < :|
HA: though not up to calibur with your other material.
AX: < uhhhhhh
HA: goodnight, night-owl!
-- holisticArcanist [HA] gave up trolling anarchistXenolith [AX] at 03:56 --